Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he was CRYING into my vagina
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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