Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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