I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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