I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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