Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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