1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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