"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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