just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
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