doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish my penis had an off switch
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I am naked and annoyed.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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