i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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