If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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