I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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