doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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