chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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