Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize