I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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