I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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