do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
how drunk are you?
Several
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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