Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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