tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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