you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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