She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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