He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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