So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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