Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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