i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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