you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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