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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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