So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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