I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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