honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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