lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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