i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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