her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
