Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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