I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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