When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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