I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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