Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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