think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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