I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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