His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I should be sponsored by Trojan
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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