just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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