Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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