Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
