Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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go home
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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