WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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