So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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