Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
