A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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