so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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