The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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