I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Rumble strips road head = magical
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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