My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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