I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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